Friday, June 7, 2013

Finished


That was my favorite book growing up.  It actually kind of sucks.  Rowan will likely have the exact same reflection with his son (named Dan) in 30 years or so.


By the way, as Grover headed to school in that sucky book, I finished school for the year.  Woo hoo!  Bring on summer.  Or at least summer disguised as early spring.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Errand regret

I'll often leap at the opportunity to make an emergency Target run.  It's like a break from everything, and I like the introversion of running errands.

Then generally, I regret it because I've missed something.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Disciplinarian

According to Rowan, the fireman was trying to drink his milk.


"You're in timeout, fireman!"

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Eccentricities


Lyla's taping up all kinds of decorations in her room for the not-birthday not-party she's not-throwing.

In probably related news, Rowan talks to himself a lot while he plays.

"Her can go in there."

And sometimes I respond, mainly to correct his grammar. 

"Yes, she certainly can go in there."

"Yeah."

See, he appreciates my helpful edits.  Or he's just acknowledging my apparent agreement with his contention that she can go in there.

Julie's normal.  Oh: except for today at work when her hands were full and she was talking to a coworker and the coworker nearly died laughing when he noticed that Julie was gesturing with her foot.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Spelling


Julie to me at dinner: "I didn't get much sleep last night, so I was P-I-S-S-Y today."

"Mommy?  What does that spell?"

"Lyla, sometimes we spell things when we don't want you to know exactly what we're saying."

"But what does it spell?"

"It's a secret."

Five minutes later:

"Mommy?  I want to climb a T-R-E-E."

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Gearing up


I've been stocking up on camping supplies.  Once summer officially hits, my plan is to take Lyla camping several times and become at one with the natural world.  That, and eat a lot of fire-charred hotdogs.

I do fear that in the end all of this will be for naught and she will hate camping.  Then I'll have to rely on Rowan to be my excuse.  But what if he hates it too?  It's poor form if Dad goes off camping by himself.  "Honey, have you seen my whiskey flask?  Well, have a good weekend with the kids."

They'll be in daycare this summer on Tuesdays and Fridays, but other than that, it's Dad time.  My thought is that Wednesday night camping trips might become a tradition.  In addition to all the issues I haven't yet anticipated, Lyla's love of midnight bathroom trips could throw a wrench into everything.  You'd have to wake up Rowan, too, and then truck them both off to the latrine, and then get them both back to sleep...not happening.  We'd have to bring a portable toilet, the proverbial pot to piss in.

Of course, what I'm already romanticizing is the kids asleep in the tent and me tending the fire.  Then breakfast the next morning, probably eggs, and nasty too-strong coffee.  Sounds excellent.