Love not war

Afternoon radio DJ on a non-news station: "And on the loose is the psycho, cop-killing gunman," at which point I turned it off.

"Dunman, Daddy!  Ha ha ha!  Dunman!  Dunman!  Ha ha ha!"

"Daddy, Rowan--"

"Dunman!  Ha ha ha!"

"Daddy, what is Rowan saying?"

"Rowan, please--"

"Dunman!"

Desperate for a distraction: "Hey you two, did you know I bought you valentines today to give your friends?"

"Ooh!  Yes!"

"Daddentines!"

Valentines trump guns.  Just saying.