Lyla was a much better person than Rowan tonight. She wins.
"How can you SAY such a--"
Shut up. Julie's at a work function tonight, so I played solo caretaker and endured Rowan saying, "I wan mo titten nuddets!" approximately 75 times. That's actually a low estimate.
"Eat your peas and apples first," I said.
To which he replied, "I wan mo titten nuddets!"
"Hey, how about those peas? Can you try an apple?"
"I wan mo titten nuddets!"
"Rowan--"
"I wan mo titten nuddets!"
Read this sentence aloud 75 times, with ever-increasing pitch and volume: "I wan mo titten nuddets!" Better yet, hire somebody with an extremely high voice to read it to you.
Meanwhile, Lyla read a book. She wins.
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