Non-birthday non-party

"Mommy, how do you spell half?"

"H-A-L-F."

"How do you spell come?"

"C-O-M-E."

"How do you spell party?"

"P-A-R-T-Y. Wait, are you saying you have to come to my party?"

"Yeah."

"Then it's H-A-V-E, not H-A-L-F."

"No."

"Well Lyla, it's--"

"No, Mommy!"

Then Lyla made about 15 of these.  Read it down one side and down the other side.

Important to note:

1. It isn't her birthday.
2. There's no party.
3. The invitation's seeming reference to a half birthday is just a misspelling of "have," even though it actually was her half birthday four days ago.
4. It is perhaps the bossiest invitation ever written.  Certainly the bossiest invitation ever written for a fake party in honor of a fake birthday.