Topics covered on the 10-minute ride home from daycare:
- Boys can pee standing up.
- Because they have a penis.
- But girls can have babies.
- Brothers and sisters usually do not marry each other.
- We don't know who Rowan will marry, and we don't know who Lyla will marry.
- Lyla and Rowan will not marry each other, nor will they become Mommy and Daddy after their mommy and daddy die. It's not like "Mommy" and "Daddy" are titles in a monarchy that you inherit. (This last point was mine.)
- Teenagers are so called because their ages end with "teen."
- When Lyla is a teenager, she will drive a car to Rapunzel's castle.
- Rowan can come if he wants.
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