"Lyla, that's my chair."
"No."
"It's a daddy chair."
"I'm sitting here."
"Every daddy in America has a chair that he gets to sit in no matter who is already sitting in it. It's the law."
"You can sit with me."
"I'm going to sit on you."
"No! No! Dadderdeflerbemerba!"
Our city has a nature center. Apparently, very few people know about it. But my taxes know about it.
My children think nature hikes are bullshit. They have very little character. More consistent and grueling exposure to nature hikes will change their minds.
Yes, I took them to a sports bar for lunch. Rowan and I watched baseball highlights. Lyla mostly colored.
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