Gator

From Madison to Elk Mound, where Julie's parents live, Rowan was a terrible, terrible person.  Screaming, shrieking, the kid was inconsolable.  Horns grew out of his head and the tears boiled out of his eyes.

Then he rode Grandpa John's Gator, and that fixed everything.

He also unleashed a raging shit and got his diaper changed on said Gator.

And now we're home.  Finally.