One week later

We have all these parenting standards informed by countless discussions, occasional research, and, we like to think, an overall sense of decency.  But then after one week of vacation, we practically qualify for our own show on TLC.

"WAAAAAAAAH!"

"Give him the donut!"

"But that's his last shirt!"

"Just take it off!  Give him the donut!"

"WAAAAAAAAH!"

"Put a towel on him or something!  And get that bowl over there!  That one!  Just dump out the Apple Jacks!"

"Seriously!?"

"WAAAAAAAAH!"

Time to go home.